Sunday, November 2, 2008

It all starts somewhere...


Timmy Cranwill - Music Director/Narrator

Just who and what is Timmy Cranwill? That's a question we are all still
asking ourselves...
Joining the crew in season 2 of Soap Scum Presents...Space Quest.
He spent most of the season playing the Ships computer.
We seriously just threw him to the wolves and he just fit in so well we
wouldn't let him leave.
I really couldn't tell you how many hours Timmy puts into all of his magic that he throws at us each week, I just know that it must be a lot.
He sits in the shadows narrating all of Randy's creative insanity and is still able to play guitar, keyboards, and find sound effects to toss into a scene when he wants to crack us up...boy can multitask like a super hero.
He is an essential part of the machine we call Soap Scum

Friday, October 17, 2008

Behind the scenes of Soap Scum


Beth Gillespie
Hours spent in the garage painting...to many to count
Flats completed 3
Beers offered as payment...actually I think we're still trying to save up to buy her a beer...
but the taste of that one cold beer will be priceless.


Hard at work putting it all together




Thank you to all who put their sweat and tears into it.
Here's to many more seasons of Soap Scum.
Thank you to James Gillespie for all of his help with posters/pictures.

Monday, September 1, 2008

SEASON 3 OF SOAPSCUM PRESENTS


This season, SoapScum takes a stab at the steamy slices of life from the scummy underbelly of the Film Noir, Pulp Crime Genres.
Be there to catch all the action, or you just might find yourselves at the bottom of the Rouge River.
but remember, if anyone asks...you didn't see nothin!

Starting October 6th

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Space Quest Ep.32- Heart Black as Hand!




Last week on Space Quest...

Buff - Seduced by the Black Hand, Buff now controls Spook with his newly anointed ' Black Thumb' .

Dot - Shut down...no simply reprogrammed...Dot is back with a new attitude and what looks to be a new team 'Milk Force Five'.

Talya - Vows not to let the Black hand have her baby...but does the crazy mechanic plan to blow the Meteoroid and all that remain aboard to keep her precious cargo safe.

Spook - Disbanded Zombie Force 10 after he lost his first and only team member (Gord) to the Black Hand...will he fight the power and once again rise to the aid of his beloved team?

Milk - Admitted that it was he who knocked up Talya with both Starflinger and Black Hand DNA...but why did he do it, what are his true plans for the team he now leads.

Professor - Stands alone against the Hand of Darkness, his team has been ripped from his grasp...turned against each other by the evil Hand. What will the Professor do to Keep his team, his love, and the universe safe...or is it too late for even the professor?

Lady Milf - She's Back from the spa and ready to cause more trouble...this is one mother you don't want to Fuck with... but just who's side is she really on.

The Black Hand - Consumed once again by a Zombie, The Black Hand will rise ever more, so long as The Hand still draws power!

Can Space Quest escape the grasp of the Black Hand before they are consumed by their darkest desires?! All this and much more on the next exciting episode of Space Quest!!
Brian Ragowsky and Nicole Wildeman return to reprise their award winning roles, as Space Quest comes careening to an end, only weeks away!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Space Quest Ep.32- Enemy, My Enemy

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Space Quest EP.31 The Sleeping Giant


Last time on Space Quest...


The Wiggers are coming, the Wiggers are coming!!! Now that the wedding is finally over, will the Team realize the impending doom that awaits them at Wiggers cove???

Buff - Returned to the team with Dots Mom in tow...How did the Warrior ape manage to evade capture from the Wiggers...

Dot - Has finally exchanged marriage vows and is officially Mrs. Smith.
Love is in the air...or is that Buff...oh yeah that's Buff.

Talya - Was released from her quarters for the wedding. Will her good behavior last or is she just waiting for the right moment to leave the team at the mercy of the Wiggers.

Spook - Best Man...Maid of Honor...Flower Zombie...thrilled at the request of both Dot and Professor to stand up for them at their wedding and hasn't stopped crying since. Will he pull it together in time to help the team fight the dreaded Wiggers...

Milk - Struggling with Spooks attack on his Mother Lady Milf (even though she was left with no ill effects.) Will Young StarFlinger follow through on his threat to avenge his mother. Will he let the Zombie of the hook? Will he find his true Evil potential just like mommy always dreamed he would.

Professor - Finally it's done, he's Married the honeymoon can start... oh wait a second what about 'The Wiggers'...ahhhhhhh!

Will this marriage serve to unite or divide the already crippled team!? Will the team launch the crashed Meteoroid from Wiggers Cove before a mysterious threat grounds them pertinently! Join us for the next exciting episode of Space Quest.

With Special Guest Stars!

Nicole Wildeman!!
Geoff Hughes!!!
Taggart Porter!!!!
And Many More!!!!!

Friday, May 2, 2008

Drain Plug Ep30- Wedding at Wigger's Cove

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Thursday, April 24, 2008


Raisin Redwarf-actress Rachel Wall
Artist- James Gillespie




SPACE QUEST T-SHIRTS $15 EACH THIS MONDAY AT THE PARK.

LAST TIME ON...SPACE QUEST

Buff - still scronking and spreading his urine throughout the galaxy. Warrior Apes have all the fun.

Spook - After being shot by Talya 57 times, he is now recovering in the Med Lab.

Dot - Will she ever get the Professor to set a wedding date? Will she bow the the threats of Lady Milf Starflinger?? Will she forgive Talya for shooting her best friend 57 times??? So many questions, so little Sex Bot

Milk - Coming off a soul searching 72 hour bender, Milk remains conflicted about his mother's visit, which has raised doubts as to whether he's doing all he can to meet his potential...But mommy seems to be bringing out the best in her Evil Little Genius. Milf revealed that Talya Kidstix is wearing the Starflinger family crystal. Will they use the oily mechanic as a vessel to further the Starflinger legacy...how evil, how genius.

Talya - is now wearing a crystal she took from the Black Hand Spy(Hyacinth), right before Talya zapped her with her Manmelter 3500 XQ. She has no idea that the crystal belongs to the Starflingers...it has had quit interesting effects on the grease monkey. On an happy note, the Professor told Talya that she has potential...who knew.

Professor - Confronted Milf about her threats of calling the robot league, attempting to dissuade her by explaining his special arrangement with Gord, one of the Robot League investigators. It turns out Milf also has a special arrangement with Gord... in bed. Apologized feebly to Dot for his lack of attention she deserved. Suddenly an incoming message from The Black Hand once again took him from his beloved Dot. A terrible and taunting message. Just what is the dreaded five Finger salute??

Friday, April 18, 2008

Mother's Milk


Capt. Yan Soso - Darcy Jonston
Artist - James Gillespie




Last time on Space Quest

Talya Kidstix - Pregnant update: Talya doesn't care who's baby she's carrying as long as Milk's mom is the grandma.
She is currently tracking down Spooks ex-wife on orders from the Professor, a Shoot on sight order(Talya favorite)

Dot - After being downloaded with the legal system, Dot took on Judge duties...here come da judge, here come da judge. Can she maintain order though?
After meeting Milk's Mommy Lady Milf StarFlinger, will Dot find her Robot Jealousy chip working overtime? Will she sit by and watch the professor and Computer succumb to the ways of the Milk Maid?

Buff - Sent the Team a message...
Ape vacation fun, lots of Scronking.
Have to go eating own feces now...wish you were here.
Soso says "hi"
Buff

Spook - Is now a single Zombie once again! look out ladies, unfortunately he's still under a restraining order from his beloved Talya, but Will she drop the case to gain his help in their fight against The Black Hand?

Milk - After watching his mother charm her way through the entire Meteoriod, Milk also seems to have embraced the women who abandoned him years ago...who wouldn't she's hot. Can mommy bring out the true Evil Genius in her son and will she bring the wrath of The Robot league down on the team? Will Milk forgo the Professors orders and still represent both parties in the sexual harassment case...how evil...how genius...

The Professor - Revealed Hyacinth(Spooks Zombie wife...er...ex--wife)as a Black Hand agent and has engaged the team in a secret mission...The mission of The Black Hand...just as soon as their legal issues are cleared up.
Rumors have started to fly about the Professors flirting sessions with Milk's mother...who would have started such talk...an enraged and hurt Sex Bot...a jealous son...a zombie wanting the attention of the meteoroid on someone else for a change...or perhaps a hormonal Meteoroid Mechanic looking for some entertainment...or was it...no it couldn't have been...Computer!!!!

Will MIlk be stymied by his mother's molly-cottling? Will Milf Starflinger succeed in seducing Prof. Smith?
All this and More on a little meteoroid flying through space.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Taming of the Shrewd


Last week on SoapScum Presents:

Dot - Sex Bot by name only since resigning from the team, finally has it out with The Professor one last time. Will Sex Bot Dot ever get her man? He did make her a nice job offer.

Buff - Off to pick up Milks mommy, show off his new Flin Flon Dong to the universe, and help Capt. Yan Soso find his beloved Raisen RedDwarf. When will they return...

Milk StarFlinger - Even the genius mind of Milk is stressed to it's limits with the upcoming Space court Cases of which he is representing both sides.As well as the burden of potential fatherhood...what else could possibly go...Oh wait did we mention Milks Mother is coming to Space Quest headquarters!

Talya - Still trying to figure out what is in her...she may have come to terms with the fact that she will be a mother of...something.

Prof. George - tries to win the heart of his beloved Sex Bot back by offering her a job aboard the meteoroid. Such a romantic...or so he thinks. With his mind on his Dot has he forgotten how to run the Team?

Spook - After being ditched by Raisen RedDwarf, Spook took up with a Vegas Zombie. Marring her and bringing his bride back to meet the team. He has already Filed for divorce using Milk once again as his legal representation. But is his Zombie bride even... a real Zombie or was she just using the gullible Spook to finish out some diabolical mission for the Black Hand!!!

What horrors await our Space Quest team?

Friday, April 4, 2008

At Daze End


Darcy Johnston as Capt. Yan SoSo
Rachel Wall as Raisen RedDwarf

To all scummers we had an article in the Uniter this week
Do Check it out.

http://uniter.ca/view.php?aid=40427

A Quick update to qunch your Scummy thirst...

Buff is back in body part action...

Dot is retiring her Sex Bot ways...

Milk StarFlinger...still Retired Evil Genius?...maybe...

Spook has lost his way... Zombie ways, including his razor sharp teeth...

Talya still moody, still pregnant...

Professor is choosing to ignore everything in hopes that it will all just go away...

With the team realing in unrequited romance, will they be preared for the coming threat!?

Join us again at The Park Theatre to rot your brains with some Improvised Soap Opera...The SoapScum way!!!

Friday, March 21, 2008




-Spook awoke from a terrifying dream, in which he had caused untold pain to his friends.
- Talya returned from her vacation and gifted Milk a box of tiny creatures known as Glerk's. -Talya announced news of her pregnancy to Prof. Smith and Dot, confiding in the Professor her fear that spook may be the baby’s father.
-Milk gifted to Spook his female Glerk who spook took as a pet to live with him on the meteoroids barren surface and named Cinderella.
-Dot accepted Prof. Smith’s proposal of marriage, and they decided to organise an engagement party.
- After an irritating allergic reaction to the creatures, Milk was informed that his symptoms were caused by the spermal residue left by the creatures as they attempted to procreate.
- After accepting Dot's apology for treating him poorly, Milk helped with her plan for the St. Patrick's day/engagement party.
-As the Glerk's numbers multiplied, taking over the meteoroid, Milk and the professor scrambled to figure out what to do.
-At wit’s end Prof. Smith suggested they may be forced to destroy the meteoroid if all the Glerks could not be contained...but not before they partied!
-At the engagement/St. Patrick’s day/welcome home Spook party Talya stormed off in an hormonal huff to the third levels during a rousing game of shoot the tail on the zombie.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Space Quest




-Prof. Smith left on a sabbatical leaving Talya Kidstix in charge in his absence.

-After the Bananaaa was eaten Dot began experiencing old memories of her new body, and thoughts that belonged to the long dead Camilla Smith.

-Talya and Milk butted heads Milk made it very clear that he intended to keep control of the team, and that it was not wise to cross him. Talya assigned him to crapper clean-up doodie...I mean duty.

-Talya’s friend Krix arrived with a delivery of the highly narcotic Twix Juice, and the two caught up on old times.

-Suspicious of Talya's flip-flop on her position to usurp the professor's command, and with the arrival of her pal Krix, Milk gave Buff a secret mission to spy on Talya.

-While Testing out her body, Dot experienced, smelling like a hobo, pain, and getting completely hammered, causing Camilla's thoughts bled out and became Dot's words.

-Krix encountered Spook and revealed that he once loyally served as a Colonel under General Spookingdorf, before his zombification.

-Spook, under ZobiTron’s control, took advantage of Krix in an attempt to capture and destroy the Space Quest team.

-While cleaning the crapper, Krix attacked and tied up Milk. With the help of Talya Milk managed to escape, only to be assaulted by Spook under Zombietron’s mind control.

-Talya convinced Krix that the Spookingdorf he had known was no more and she enlisted his and Buff’s help in an attempt to destroy the zombie menace once and for all.

-Having defeated the Zombie hordes on the lower levels, the crew encounterd Spook, who proved to be too powerful, resisting their attacks and biting off Krix’s ear.

-Camilla used Dot, to re-enact a bargain she had made with ZombiTron, centuries ago, but being double crossed, Camilla foiled ZombiTron by having him removed from Spook's body.

-Camilla took ZombiTron on herself, and to keep it from coming back, she had Talya execute her, and ZombiTron.....forever?!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

When the Cat's Away...


Will Buff's Wee Willy Winky return to active duty? Will Talya and Milk succeed in ousting Prof. Smith?

Spook made headway in his struggle to maintain control of ZombTron, which has taken over his body from within.

Prof. Smith slipped deeper into a confused stupor after his encounter with the ‘huge zombie cock’ of episode 17.

Dot’s surgery was successful, transforming her into a real human woman, which incidentally could be reversed and re-reversed at any time.

The Theapen Crystal of Life was successfully removed from the robot Dot and could be used for any number of plot devices, including but not limited to, resting Spook from the will of ZombiTron, and regrowing Buff’s custard launcher.

Talya gave the new Dot a wicked makeover!

Spook, vowing to see Milk removed from his position as field supervisor, and circulated a petition among the team.

Dot confessed to Prof. Smith, that he was the soul-mate she had been smelling in her dreams, (or some cheesy crap like that).

Talya concluded that the now befuddled Prof. Smith is not the man to lead the team. Milk agreed to help her take down Smith, and in exchange, Talya would remove her name from the petition.

Talya also enlists Buff to spy on Milk, offering to regrow his cock n’balls as leverage.

Milk urged Prof. Smith to disregard the petition, but Smith insisted upon following procedure and submitting the petition to Admiral Farnell for approval.

Talya contacted Admiral Farnell to ask permission to execute order 17 and gets the go ahead, but fails to get another weekend with the Admiral.

Milk encounter the newly human Dot, and seized the opportunity to leave Dot with a human experience she wouldn't forget, engaging her in a fierce fornication.

The team agreed (for once) that Buff’s manhood was more important than Spook’s life, and encouraged Buff to consume the Theapian Crystal in the hopes it would regrow his tube steak and dumplings without the need for routine day surgery.

Friday, February 15, 2008

A Moth to the Light




As grave peril strikes the team will Talya be able to maintain order or will Milk seize control?

Will Spook succumb to the will of ZombiTron? Can Buff live without his love muscle? Will Dot really be human?!

Milk continued to enjoy toying with the dynamics of the team, likening his control over them to that of a puppet master.

Prof. Smith and Dot reconcile their relationship, and prepare for Dot’s transformation into a human.

Buff's most valued appendage was still suffering from E.D. due to his extended Zombie infection. Talya offered to FIX Buff and grow him a new member for HIS team in the labs.

Milk's suspicions of Spook were confirmed when the zombie admitted to him that he has been in league with ZombiTron. Milk told the professor that Spook was now inhabited by ZombiTron, and must be destroyed.

Talya and Dot delved into Milks past only to find that Milk has erased bits and pieces of his records, for what evil purpose is unknown.

Buff allowed Spook to inject his love muscle with his zombie blood, inorder to induce a state of rigger mortis.

In an effort to preserve Spook’s life, Prof. Smith confronted his ill fated friend, and was subsequently assaulted by Spook in what ZombiTron referred to as “Order 69”.

Talya also question Spook with the use of her side arm(her gun, not really her arm) shooting Spook in every part possible except his head, as per her orders.

Dot discovers Prof. Smith in an incoherent state of post traumatic shock, due to his graphic sexual assault.

Talya and Milk realized that the ZombiTron infection must be eliminated immediately. Talya severed Buff's genitals, and blasted them into oblivion, while Milk grabbed Spook and sliced his throat, (but did not decapitate him), and left him bleeding out on the floor.

Dot, realised her only hope of saving her BFFL was the Theape Crystal of Life lodged in her central core. She rushed off to surgery to remove the Crystal and transfer her consciousness to the already prepared human body.

All these questions and more, on the next... SPACE QUEST!

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Up and coming Space fun!

*FRI. FEB 22, 8:00pm PTE School Fundraiser
Hosted by-and featuring-Soap Scum, with a performance by PTE School's Improv Company, BLURT.

-->Call 925-5253 for full details.

Should be a wicked good time.

Drain Plug Episode 17- 'Call of the Moaning Shambler'





- Spook's Zombie virus mutated out of control, causing him to go on a mad, zombie rampage, while Prof. Smith struggled to cure the already infected himself and Buff.

-Dot and Prof. Smith confronted their feeling for each other in a Robot Dance Interlude.

-Milk confronted Spook, and promising him a cure, Milk convinced the deranged zombie to eat Prof. Smith’s brain. 4th times the charm, after all.

-Dot tells Prof. Smith of her dream to be a real girl, and reveals that she has exhumed the body of the Professor’s long dead wife in an effort to transfer her consciousness there in.

-After thanking Buff for saving his life from Milk 2.0, Milk encouraged Buff to act on his new Zombie instinct, and eat the Professor's brain.

- Talya discovers Milk’s secret stash of Baking Powder, but before she can reveal his treachery Milk placated Prof. Smith with promise of a zombie curing cake.

-Prof. Smith revealed that, the ancient scourge of the galaxy, Zombitron! may be to blame for the strange zombie mutations.

-Spook abducts Talya, and after a quick struggle she is held captive by the deranged shambler for the remainder of the episode.

-Milk used his secret stash of baking powder to bake an anti-zombie Fallopian Tube Cake, which had the property of curing mild forms of zombism.

-Prof. Smith appeals to Spook’s humanity convincing him to release Talya from his grasp during a Zombie Thriller Dance Interlude.

-Buff and Prof. Smith eat the fallopian tube cake, curing their zombism but it is feared the cake may be fatal for Spook in his advanced state of the disease.

-Due to encouragement by the Automated Studio Audience, Spook decides to indeed, eat the Professor’s brain once again.

Friday, February 1, 2008

'The Milk of Yesteryear'





Dot returned from a long drug induced haze on the Freaky Deaky World to find a lot had changed, including her feelings for Prof. Smith.

Dot had a dream in which she smelled her true love, but having never smelt before, she was unable to identify the mystery man. Dot decided to order a real nose from her friend and fence Raisin Redwarf.

Spook and Dot caught up and dished.

Talya and Spook set out to find and procure Baking Powder from a colony of Avonian Pyramid Schemers. En route they were suddenly ambushed by the Dreaded Amoah-Gyampohzians Baking Powder Pirates.

Dot downloaded her emotions to the robot Milk 2.0, who went on a mad rampage aboard the Metoroid.

Left adrift without oxygen Talya was only able to survive by sucking oxygen from Spook’s lungs.

After being taken out of spacestatiatus, Buff, in full zombie form and under the control of Milk 2.0, was sent to kill the space quest team.

Dot confronted Prof. Smith about her change of heart, telling him he didn't make her happy, and that they are no longer an item.

The power of friendship between Buff and former 'Evil Genuis' Milk Starflinger prevailed when Buff was faced with the concept of having to kill Starflinger or the evil robot Milk 2.0.
Buff smashed Milk 2.0.

Talya admitted that she and Spook Scronked. She put in a official complaint against Spook for sexual harassment.

Spook’s Riga-Mort matured causing his shambling nature to over take him, eventually biting the professors brain, again.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Soap Bubbles Drifting in and out

Soap Scum Presents
Previous guest appearances

Darcy Jonston - Han Soso

Rachel Wall - Raison RedDwarf

Brian Rogowsky - The Black Hand

Darah Burdett - Mony, Buff's former stalker from Theapes

Aaron Merke - Wallace The Talking Robot

Justin Deveau -
Admiral Zhukov/Suck-off, The Dire Wraith, Milk 2.0







Friday, January 25, 2008

At Death's Door




Professor Smith began to feel the effects of his zombie bite as the crew searched for their shuttle, while marooned in the caves of the Freaky Deaky world.

In their search the team encountered a Replicant of Milk Starflinger know as Milk 2.0, apparently abandoned on the planet’s surface many years before, by the former evil genius.

In their haste to return the quickly zombifying Prof. Smith to the Meteoroid, Milk abandoned Talya, Spook and Dot on the surface of the world.

In the cramped quarters of the shuttle Buff was bitten by the Zombie Prof. Smith and slowly began turning into zombie also.

Once aboard the Meteoroid Milk was able to beam Talya and Spook back home along with a sample of the planet’s flora, but Dot still remained unaccounted for.

Talya and Milk discovered that there was only enough zombie bite antidote for one, and had a heated disagreement over which of their companions should get it.

Milk 2.0 attempted to convince Milk to take up his previous plan’s for galactic domination, this time by cloning the Zombie Buff, and creating an army of Super Theapes!

Talya incapacitated Buff and placed him in Cryostasis Spacestasis to keep him, fresh until he could be cured and gave Prof. Smith the antidote.

Prof. Smith, collaborating with the computer, determined that making enough antidote to save Buff was possible only after they were able to produce enough baking powder, the antidote’s key ingredient.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Space Quest and the Freaky Deaky World of Thermopoly





Spook concluded that history's most virile men were Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and (to his surprise) Milk Starflinger, thus prompting Spook to find a way to grow facial hair to impress Talya. He began to fake razor nicks and wore aftershave.

In response to a distress beacon the team beams down to planet Thernopylae.

Dot gave Prof. Smith his Kwanzikamas present, sex.

It quickly became evident that a rare Dire Wraith had tricked the team into marooning themselves on the tropical world in order to devour their mental energy.

The Dire Wraith tricked Spook into eating psychedelic flowers and some grass, causing Spook to fall under the Wraith’s mind control and incidentally fornicate with Talya as well as Buff.

The Dire Wraith lured the team into his caves in order to isolate and over power them.

Buff located a remote control for the shuttle, which the team hoped would allow them to leave the hostile planet if they were able to escape the Dire Wraith’s caves.

In an attempt to escape the Dire Wraith’s caves Talya accidentally shot herself in the leg.

Under the Dire Wraith’s control, Spook bit Prof. Smith’s neck, causing him to exhibit signs of Zombification.

Spook, unable to wrest control of his mind from the psychedelic herbs, remained transfixed in a euphoric state, singing Bon Jovi to himself.

The team was able to band together and repel the Dire Wraith, who escaped, swearing revenge.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Space Quest begins again, all new adventures at the Park on Mondays!!


Space Quest Returns January 7!

Because there is no better start to the new year than this!

Come on down to The Park, and park it!