Sunday, February 24, 2008

When the Cat's Away...


Will Buff's Wee Willy Winky return to active duty? Will Talya and Milk succeed in ousting Prof. Smith?

Spook made headway in his struggle to maintain control of ZombTron, which has taken over his body from within.

Prof. Smith slipped deeper into a confused stupor after his encounter with the ‘huge zombie cock’ of episode 17.

Dot’s surgery was successful, transforming her into a real human woman, which incidentally could be reversed and re-reversed at any time.

The Theapen Crystal of Life was successfully removed from the robot Dot and could be used for any number of plot devices, including but not limited to, resting Spook from the will of ZombiTron, and regrowing Buff’s custard launcher.

Talya gave the new Dot a wicked makeover!

Spook, vowing to see Milk removed from his position as field supervisor, and circulated a petition among the team.

Dot confessed to Prof. Smith, that he was the soul-mate she had been smelling in her dreams, (or some cheesy crap like that).

Talya concluded that the now befuddled Prof. Smith is not the man to lead the team. Milk agreed to help her take down Smith, and in exchange, Talya would remove her name from the petition.

Talya also enlists Buff to spy on Milk, offering to regrow his cock n’balls as leverage.

Milk urged Prof. Smith to disregard the petition, but Smith insisted upon following procedure and submitting the petition to Admiral Farnell for approval.

Talya contacted Admiral Farnell to ask permission to execute order 17 and gets the go ahead, but fails to get another weekend with the Admiral.

Milk encounter the newly human Dot, and seized the opportunity to leave Dot with a human experience she wouldn't forget, engaging her in a fierce fornication.

The team agreed (for once) that Buff’s manhood was more important than Spook’s life, and encouraged Buff to consume the Theapian Crystal in the hopes it would regrow his tube steak and dumplings without the need for routine day surgery.

Friday, February 15, 2008

A Moth to the Light




As grave peril strikes the team will Talya be able to maintain order or will Milk seize control?

Will Spook succumb to the will of ZombiTron? Can Buff live without his love muscle? Will Dot really be human?!

Milk continued to enjoy toying with the dynamics of the team, likening his control over them to that of a puppet master.

Prof. Smith and Dot reconcile their relationship, and prepare for Dot’s transformation into a human.

Buff's most valued appendage was still suffering from E.D. due to his extended Zombie infection. Talya offered to FIX Buff and grow him a new member for HIS team in the labs.

Milk's suspicions of Spook were confirmed when the zombie admitted to him that he has been in league with ZombiTron. Milk told the professor that Spook was now inhabited by ZombiTron, and must be destroyed.

Talya and Dot delved into Milks past only to find that Milk has erased bits and pieces of his records, for what evil purpose is unknown.

Buff allowed Spook to inject his love muscle with his zombie blood, inorder to induce a state of rigger mortis.

In an effort to preserve Spook’s life, Prof. Smith confronted his ill fated friend, and was subsequently assaulted by Spook in what ZombiTron referred to as “Order 69”.

Talya also question Spook with the use of her side arm(her gun, not really her arm) shooting Spook in every part possible except his head, as per her orders.

Dot discovers Prof. Smith in an incoherent state of post traumatic shock, due to his graphic sexual assault.

Talya and Milk realized that the ZombiTron infection must be eliminated immediately. Talya severed Buff's genitals, and blasted them into oblivion, while Milk grabbed Spook and sliced his throat, (but did not decapitate him), and left him bleeding out on the floor.

Dot, realised her only hope of saving her BFFL was the Theape Crystal of Life lodged in her central core. She rushed off to surgery to remove the Crystal and transfer her consciousness to the already prepared human body.

All these questions and more, on the next... SPACE QUEST!

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Up and coming Space fun!

*FRI. FEB 22, 8:00pm PTE School Fundraiser
Hosted by-and featuring-Soap Scum, with a performance by PTE School's Improv Company, BLURT.

-->Call 925-5253 for full details.

Should be a wicked good time.

Drain Plug Episode 17- 'Call of the Moaning Shambler'





- Spook's Zombie virus mutated out of control, causing him to go on a mad, zombie rampage, while Prof. Smith struggled to cure the already infected himself and Buff.

-Dot and Prof. Smith confronted their feeling for each other in a Robot Dance Interlude.

-Milk confronted Spook, and promising him a cure, Milk convinced the deranged zombie to eat Prof. Smith’s brain. 4th times the charm, after all.

-Dot tells Prof. Smith of her dream to be a real girl, and reveals that she has exhumed the body of the Professor’s long dead wife in an effort to transfer her consciousness there in.

-After thanking Buff for saving his life from Milk 2.0, Milk encouraged Buff to act on his new Zombie instinct, and eat the Professor's brain.

- Talya discovers Milk’s secret stash of Baking Powder, but before she can reveal his treachery Milk placated Prof. Smith with promise of a zombie curing cake.

-Prof. Smith revealed that, the ancient scourge of the galaxy, Zombitron! may be to blame for the strange zombie mutations.

-Spook abducts Talya, and after a quick struggle she is held captive by the deranged shambler for the remainder of the episode.

-Milk used his secret stash of baking powder to bake an anti-zombie Fallopian Tube Cake, which had the property of curing mild forms of zombism.

-Prof. Smith appeals to Spook’s humanity convincing him to release Talya from his grasp during a Zombie Thriller Dance Interlude.

-Buff and Prof. Smith eat the fallopian tube cake, curing their zombism but it is feared the cake may be fatal for Spook in his advanced state of the disease.

-Due to encouragement by the Automated Studio Audience, Spook decides to indeed, eat the Professor’s brain once again.

Friday, February 1, 2008

'The Milk of Yesteryear'





Dot returned from a long drug induced haze on the Freaky Deaky World to find a lot had changed, including her feelings for Prof. Smith.

Dot had a dream in which she smelled her true love, but having never smelt before, she was unable to identify the mystery man. Dot decided to order a real nose from her friend and fence Raisin Redwarf.

Spook and Dot caught up and dished.

Talya and Spook set out to find and procure Baking Powder from a colony of Avonian Pyramid Schemers. En route they were suddenly ambushed by the Dreaded Amoah-Gyampohzians Baking Powder Pirates.

Dot downloaded her emotions to the robot Milk 2.0, who went on a mad rampage aboard the Metoroid.

Left adrift without oxygen Talya was only able to survive by sucking oxygen from Spook’s lungs.

After being taken out of spacestatiatus, Buff, in full zombie form and under the control of Milk 2.0, was sent to kill the space quest team.

Dot confronted Prof. Smith about her change of heart, telling him he didn't make her happy, and that they are no longer an item.

The power of friendship between Buff and former 'Evil Genuis' Milk Starflinger prevailed when Buff was faced with the concept of having to kill Starflinger or the evil robot Milk 2.0.
Buff smashed Milk 2.0.

Talya admitted that she and Spook Scronked. She put in a official complaint against Spook for sexual harassment.

Spook’s Riga-Mort matured causing his shambling nature to over take him, eventually biting the professors brain, again.