Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Taming of the Shrewd


Last week on SoapScum Presents:

Dot - Sex Bot by name only since resigning from the team, finally has it out with The Professor one last time. Will Sex Bot Dot ever get her man? He did make her a nice job offer.

Buff - Off to pick up Milks mommy, show off his new Flin Flon Dong to the universe, and help Capt. Yan Soso find his beloved Raisen RedDwarf. When will they return...

Milk StarFlinger - Even the genius mind of Milk is stressed to it's limits with the upcoming Space court Cases of which he is representing both sides.As well as the burden of potential fatherhood...what else could possibly go...Oh wait did we mention Milks Mother is coming to Space Quest headquarters!

Talya - Still trying to figure out what is in her...she may have come to terms with the fact that she will be a mother of...something.

Prof. George - tries to win the heart of his beloved Sex Bot back by offering her a job aboard the meteoroid. Such a romantic...or so he thinks. With his mind on his Dot has he forgotten how to run the Team?

Spook - After being ditched by Raisen RedDwarf, Spook took up with a Vegas Zombie. Marring her and bringing his bride back to meet the team. He has already Filed for divorce using Milk once again as his legal representation. But is his Zombie bride even... a real Zombie or was she just using the gullible Spook to finish out some diabolical mission for the Black Hand!!!

What horrors await our Space Quest team?

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