Craven MooreHead, The Brick, and Romeo Romero
A Romero Moment...
Nothin beats a good cup of jo in the morning. That's what I was tinkin when I spilled the sonvabich on my new white shirt. But eh, I won't fuss, cuz nobody knows about gettin rid of stains like I do.
I deal with alot of stains, mostly blood, yet still manage to keep myself looking pristeen and sharp every second of every day. Tha's on account of two tings. 1 - I always carry an extra shirt. You never know where you may get caught needin one. 2 - A very special ingredeant.
I've tried spit, sodee water, white wine and all the other old wives tales (no ma, I wasn't talkin BOUT YOU!) but nothin gets blood outta yer accoutrements better than good ole hairspray. A couple of squirts and an old rag will get it off yer leather coat and make it look like new. (incedently it also helps to get rid of any meat gleam if you bin standin next to Saliva) Same goes wit yer sneakers and trousers. As for my nice white shirts, a few sprays, toss a match at it and poof! Good bye everdence.
So there ya go. My tought of te day.
Last time on Soap Scum Presents...Scum City
Craven MooreHead has seized control of Scum City, with all the Heavy hitters out of the picture is there anyway of stopping the MooreHead reign of terror. He has put his daughters under survailance...someone has to keep an eye on those two.
His creepy twin daughters Hanna and Banana MooreHead lurk the dark shadows of Scum City taking advantage of all who cross their creepy creepy paths. Who knew you could actually date someone to death...Dream Date!
Romeo Romero loves his mother...will he use the money he and Saliva stole from VanDyke to spoil her in the manner she has become acustom, or will he attemp to win the love of the only women in Scum City he hasn't slept with Polly Parker Bowles.
Chuck Porter the Bounty Hunter was thrown a curve ball by creepy twin#2 when he was put down like an 7-10 split.
Fuzzie Dunlop who breezed into town like a smelly bag of urine, found work at Craven MooreHead's (fomally Vandyke's) and then proceeded to piss all over Scum City.
