Raisin Redwarf-actress Rachel Wall
Artist- James Gillespie

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LAST TIME ON...SPACE QUEST

Buff - still scronking and spreading his urine throughout the galaxy. Warrior Apes have all the fun.

Spook - After being shot by Talya 57 times, he is now recovering in the Med Lab.

Dot - Will she ever get the Professor to set a wedding date? Will she bow the the threats of Lady Milf Starflinger?? Will she forgive Talya for shooting her best friend 57 times??? So many questions, so little Sex Bot

Milk - Coming off a soul searching 72 hour bender, Milk remains conflicted about his mother's visit, which has raised doubts as to whether he's doing all he can to meet his potential...But mommy seems to be bringing out the best in her Evil Little Genius. Milf revealed that Talya Kidstix is wearing the Starflinger family crystal. Will they use the oily mechanic as a vessel to further the Starflinger legacy...how evil, how genius.

Talya - is now wearing a crystal she took from the Black Hand Spy(Hyacinth), right before Talya zapped her with her Manmelter 3500 XQ. She has no idea that the crystal belongs to the Starflingers...it has had quit interesting effects on the grease monkey. On an happy note, the Professor told Talya that she has potential...who knew.

Professor - Confronted Milf about her threats of calling the robot league, attempting to dissuade her by explaining his special arrangement with Gord, one of the Robot League investigators. It turns out Milf also has a special arrangement with Gord... in bed. Apologized feebly to Dot for his lack of attention she deserved. Suddenly an incoming message from The Black Hand once again took him from his beloved Dot. A terrible and taunting message. Just what is the dreaded five Finger salute??

Mother's Milk

Capt. Yan Soso - Darcy Jonston
Artist - James Gillespie

Last time on Space Quest

Talya Kidstix - Pregnant update: Talya doesn't care who's baby she's carrying as long as Milk's mom is the grandma.
She is currently tracking down Spooks ex-wife on orders from the Professor, a Shoot on sight order(Talya favorite)

Dot - After being downloaded with the legal system, Dot took on Judge duties...here come da judge, here come da judge. Can she maintain order though?
After meeting Milk's Mommy Lady Milf StarFlinger, will Dot find her Robot Jealousy chip working overtime? Will she sit by and watch the professor and Computer succumb to the ways of the Milk Maid?

Buff - Sent the Team a message...
Ape vacation fun, lots of Scronking.
Have to go eating own feces now...wish you were here.
Soso says "hi"
Buff

Spook - Is now a single Zombie once again! look out ladies, unfortunately he's still under a restraining order from his beloved Talya, but Will she drop the case to gain his help in their fight against The Black Hand?

Milk - After watching his mother charm her way through the entire Meteoriod, Milk also seems to have embraced the women who abandoned him years ago...who wouldn't she's hot. Can mommy bring out the true Evil Genius in her son and will she bring the wrath of The Robot league down on the team? Will Milk forgo the Professors orders and still represent both parties in the sexual harassment case...how evil...how genius...

The Professor - Revealed Hyacinth(Spooks Zombie wife...er...ex--wife)as a Black Hand agent and has engaged the team in a secret mission...The mission of The Black Hand...just as soon as their legal issues are cleared up.
Rumors have started to fly about the Professors flirting sessions with Milk's mother...who would have started such talk...an enraged and hurt Sex Bot...a jealous son...a zombie wanting the attention of the meteoroid on someone else for a change...or perhaps a hormonal Meteoroid Mechanic looking for some entertainment...or was it...no it couldn't have been...Computer!!!!

Will MIlk be stymied by his mother's molly-cottling? Will Milf Starflinger succeed in seducing Prof. Smith?
All this and More on a little meteoroid flying through space.

Taming of the Shrewd

Last week on SoapScum Presents:

Dot - Sex Bot by name only since resigning from the team, finally has it out with The Professor one last time. Will Sex Bot Dot ever get her man? He did make her a nice job offer.

Buff - Off to pick up Milks mommy, show off his new Flin Flon Dong to the universe, and help Capt. Yan Soso find his beloved Raisen RedDwarf. When will they return...

Milk StarFlinger - Even the genius mind of Milk is stressed to it's limits with the upcoming Space court Cases of which he is representing both sides.As well as the burden of potential fatherhood...what else could possibly go...Oh wait did we mention Milks Mother is coming to Space Quest headquarters!

Talya - Still trying to figure out what is in her...she may have come to terms with the fact that she will be a mother of...something.

Prof. George - tries to win the heart of his beloved Sex Bot back by offering her a job aboard the meteoroid. Such a romantic...or so he thinks. With his mind on his Dot has he forgotten how to run the Team?

Spook - After being ditched by Raisen RedDwarf, Spook took up with a Vegas Zombie. Marring her and bringing his bride back to meet the team. He has already Filed for divorce using Milk once again as his legal representation. But is his Zombie bride even... a real Zombie or was she just using the gullible Spook to finish out some diabolical mission for the Black Hand!!!

What horrors await our Space Quest team?

At Daze End

Darcy Johnston as Capt. Yan SoSo
Rachel Wall as Raisen RedDwarf

To all scummers we had an article in the Uniter this week
Do Check it out.

http://uniter.ca/view.php?aid=40427

A Quick update to qunch your Scummy thirst...
Buff is back in body part action...

Dot is retiring her Sex Bot ways...

Milk StarFlinger...still Retired Evil Genius?...maybe...

Spook has lost his way... Zombie ways, including his razor sharp teeth...

Talya still moody, still pregnant...

Professor is choosing to ignore everything in hopes that it will all just go away...

With the team realing in unrequited romance, will they be preared for the coming threat!?

Join us again at The Park Theatre to rot your brains with some Improvised Soap Opera...The SoapScum way!!!