Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Last week on Space Quest, the arrival of Admiral Zhukov/Suck-off and Mony, Buff's former stalker from Theapes created some interesting situations for the team.

The Admiral had come to tell the Professor that his relationship with Dot must end or his team would be disbanded. He offered Milk the chance to take the Professor's place, which Milk clearly found tempting….

Following an argument with Admiral Zhukov, Milk handed him a Cyber Fryjibulator and stormed off. The purpose of the mysterious item is not yet known. What did it do to the Admiral? Did it have to do with the long-lost Theapes Treasure Milk wants to locate from Dot's 6th vagina?

Spook wandered the archives, meeting a spirit guide who showed him a glimpse of his future, and "met" his wife, Genevieve, who granted him forgiveness for his terrible past.
He also realized he still loves Talya.

After having erased all of the pages, Milk finally returns Spook's diary. In a suspicious attempt to make nice, Milk then offered his own journal to Spook, although it was refused.

Buff discovered that the Theapes ape who had sent him the drum messages was Mony, his former stalker on Theapes whom he had imprisoned for her obsessive behaviour. Mony invited Buff to create a new Theapes with her and Jakes and Shawnd, apes so stupid Buff feels superior. He realized that despite Mony's craziness he must assist in rebuilding his race. Buff left the Space Quest team reluctantly, feeling torn.

Dot and Talya conspired to kill the Admiral, feeling it was their only chance to stop him.
Dot did research on the Admiral's family life, and realized that his partner Stewart was actually a Xerox copy machine. Spook had returned from the archives to help his BFF and succumbed to his desire for flesh finally, by eating Admiral Zhukov after Talya shot him.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Island in the Sky




Drain Plug



-Talya returned from briefing Admiral Zhukov about the team’s encounter with the Black Hand.

-Still in search of the lost treasure of the destroyed planet Theapes, Milk puts the pressure on Dot and Spook to provide some answers. Talya informs him there is a rare Theapes coin in Dot's 6th vagina.

-Buff hears the instinctual call of his people, The Drums of Theapes!

-Talya installed a minuscule penis on Prof. Smith’s superstructure to facilitate his romance with Dot.

-Spook forces Milk to produce his stolen diary despite his insistence that he had nothing to do with it's disappearance.

-Talya confessed to Prof. Smith that she let slip his relationship with Dot in front of Admiral Zhukov, which may result in charges being laid against the Professor.

-Prof. Smith revealed that he had been responsible for proposing the law limiting the rights of Robots, and outlawing Human/Robot relationships.

-Buff hears a psychedelic message encoded in The Drums that indicates a member of his long extinct race is coming to find him.

-Due to her Taboo relationship with Prof. Smith, Dot decides to import the corpse of Prof. Smith’s long dead wife in order to undergo dangerous surgery that would make her human.

-Talya turned down spooks offer to accompany him on a mission to the Intergalactic Archives, which she seriously regrets.

- Spook recorded a farewell message to the crew as he was transported by the computer into the archives.

Monday, December 3, 2007

It Came From the Furnace




DRAIN PLUG



- Spook announced that he was becoming a vegetarian, no longer intending to consume the flesh of the living, except for baby’s.

-Dot discovered the station’s furnace, Wallace, behaving suspiciously, and determined he was infected with many viruses.

- Spook turned to drinking Smash to cope with his guilt in killing millions. In a drunken stupor Spook revealed to Milk that he had hidden the entire treasury of the planet Theapes on the meteoroid.

-Prof. Smith had a falling out with Wallace, and turned Wallace away due to his disobedience.

-Milk stole Spook's diary in an attempt to understand Spook’s recent depression, and find his hidden treasure.

- Prof. Smith granted Spook access to the archives to retrieve his memory from portions of his lobotomized brain.

-Dot discovered that numerous files had been stolen from the computer’s memory core.

-Milk took a moment to update his online dating profile, focusing on his most attractive feature, his height.

-Wallace tricked Buff into helping him to deliver the teams valuable files into the Black Hand’s black hand.

-Spook, once again in a stupor, revealed to Milk that he had hidden his treasure inside Dot.

Return from the Great Beyond!


DRAIN PLUG

- Milk planned a celebration which, with Dot and Spook’s help, quickly turned into Prof. Smith’s 1156th birthday party.

-Dot implanted a chip in Buff, allowing him to experience the full potential of his evolution.

- Spook contemplated leaving Space Quest, as he came to accept his responsibility in the destruction of Buff’s home world Theapes, the death of his own wife, and the murder of billions of people.

- Dot and Prof. Smith reconciled their feelings for each other, kissing for the first time in their 1000 year relationship.

- Spook, when confronted by Buff about Theapes, offered him his neck,
but was left alive when the ‘evolved’ Buff couldn’t go through with it.

- Prof. Smith accidentally activated the Black Hand’s memories stored in the computer, which caused him to plummet into a severe case of Space Madness!! (space madness)

-In his lucid state, Buff constructed a robot for Prof. Smith, who named him Wallace, and adopted the robot as his son.

-Milk and the ‘evolved’ Buff competed in a contest of wits. Milk narrowly succeeded on a technicality, and Buff reverted to his previous IQ.

-Dot was able to lull Prof. Smith to sleep, there by cleansing his space mad mind.

-Dot and Prof. Smith were able to convince Spook to forget the past and remain a member of the team.