Scum City Ep.21- The Yugoslavicakian Connection

Craven MooreHead, The Brick, and Romeo Romero

A Romero Moment...

Nothin beats a good cup of jo in the morning. That's what I was tinkin when I spilled the sonvabich on my new white shirt. But eh, I won't fuss, cuz nobody knows about gettin rid of stains like I do.

I deal with alot of stains, mostly blood, yet still manage to keep myself looking pristeen and sharp every second of every day. Tha's on account of two tings. 1 - I always carry an extra shirt. You never know where you may get caught needin one. 2 - A very special ingredeant.

I've tried spit, sodee water, white wine and all the other old wives tales (no ma, I wasn't talkin BOUT YOU!) but nothin gets blood outta yer accoutrements better than good ole hairspray. A couple of squirts and an old rag will get it off yer leather coat and make it look like new. (incedently it also helps to get rid of any meat gleam if you bin standin next to Saliva) Same goes wit yer sneakers and trousers. As for my nice white shirts, a few sprays, toss a match at it and poof! Good bye everdence.

So there ya go. My tought of te day.


Last time on Soap Scum Presents...Scum City


Craven MooreHead has seized control of Scum City, with all the Heavy hitters out of the picture is there anyway of stopping the MooreHead reign of terror. He has put his daughters under survailance...someone has to keep an eye on those two.
His creepy twin daughters Hanna and Banana MooreHead lurk the dark shadows of Scum City taking advantage of all who cross their creepy creepy paths. Who knew you could actually date someone to death...Dream Date!

Romeo Romero loves his mother...will he use the money he and Saliva stole from VanDyke to spoil her in the manner she has become acustom, or will he attemp to win the love of the only women in Scum City he hasn't slept with Polly Parker Bowles.

Chuck Porter the Bounty Hunter was thrown a curve ball by creepy twin#2 when he was put down like an 7-10 split.

Fuzzie Dunlop who breezed into town like a smelly bag of urine, found work at Craven MooreHead's (fomally Vandyke's) and then proceeded to piss all over Scum City.

Scum City Ep.19 - The Cheese Stands Alone!

R-I-P Clyde VanDyke

Scum City recently said farewell to one of it's finest bags of scum, and also said hello to a few new interesting characters...

The unnaturally tanned Craven Moorehead is the new strong arm in town having bullied, blasted, or banged all opposition. In a city without a mayor or police who can stop this malevolent mastermind?

Craven Moorehead and "The Frenchman"

Say hello to Clyde VanDyke's ex-wife Beverly Vandyke

The tallest bounty hunter ever to enter into Scum City.

Perhaps the Creepiest addition to the City... The Creepy Moorehead twins

R-I-P Chip Brickowski


Join us this Monday for the next exciting episode of Soap Scum Presents...Scum City.
Same scummy time...same scummy station.

Scum City Ep.18 - The New Face of Scum City

Romeo Romero was last to be spotted with The MacDonald's Priest, Newly elected Mayor Flinn Flanagan who's body was found in the Rouge river...so what has become of Romeo? And what of his beloved mother?

Mason Sparks is still Scum City's most deadly coma patient.

Detective Brickowski is at odds with his inner and apparently outer demons...after droping his new found love interest off at the docks, he continues the search for his son Chip.

Clyde VanDyke set out to put an end Saliva Horkin once and for all when a battle of his bowls took him out of play...lucky for him Saliva came to his aid and saved him from his own inner filth...she did however leave him one kidney short, but hey who's counting.

Childe Dupris never recovered from her fatal gunshot wounds she recived during the shoot out at the freshly stalked Katchup Wearhouse. She will be sadly missed...funeral to be held this Monday at the Macdonald's Cathedral...her Ninja sword of doom will be remembered fondly.

Polly Parker-Bowls is a busy, busy girl...not only is she dating pretty much every available man in Scum City...she is still finding time to burn and pilage...and black mail...and host sing song seasions in the butcher's meat wagon. Busy, busy, busy...

Saliva Horkin convinced her ancient Ugoslavacockian rituals can bring Mason back...she has been diligently smearing the poor coma patient with mounds of Klick. Mounds and mounds.


Join us once again for an exciting episode of Scum City.

SCUMMERS THERE IS NO SHOW MARCH 23RD.
WE HAVE DONATED OUR TIME SLOT TO A PRODUCTION OF

Peter Pan the stage play
Monday, March 23 2009, 7:00pm - 10:00pm

www.parktheatervideo.com

Scum City Ep.17 - Mayor or May Not

-R I P-
MASON SPARKS
YOU WILL BE MISSED

The brutal slaying of "Wonder Boy" Detective Mason Sparks has shocked the citizens of Scum City to the core of it's slimy underbelly. He was at one time the 'New hope' to clean up this retched hived of scum and villainy. Funeral service to be held this Monday the 2nd...punch and pie to be served.
Service provided by The Macdonald Cathedral.

Childe Dupris is in stable condition and is recovering from Gunshot wounds who knows when she will return to the streets.

Detective "Brick" Brickowski caught up in the heat of the Mayoral race has perhaps let his campaign manager go too far to gain the upper hand. He did promise to clean the city up Brick by Brick but by what means, what else does he have planned? The where abouts of his beloved son Chip still remain a mystery...an 18 year long mystery, without Mason to help him will it stay an unsolved mystery?

Clyde Van Dyke limps away from a crushing mayoral debate against a sober Frank Brickowski, when Van Dyke's lust for blood is made perfectly clear to the people of Scum City, but will it actually lose him any votes?

Polly Parker-Bowls seems to have chosen her side...beside Father Flynn Flanagin where ever he stands it seems she will fallow. Is there more to their relationship than meets the eye or will it go up in flames like all the other men in Polly's life.

Saliva Horkin has done what she came to do...make Clydes Vandyke's life miserable. Will she stick to "The Brick" now or will she wash her hands of the whole mayoral thing. In honor of her beloved Mason Sparks Horkin's Meats is having a 50% off sale on all Klik products!!

Romeo Romero is he really true to Vandyke's campaign or does he have something else on his agenda? He has been a busy boy lately...so much crime so little time. What will his deceased mother think when she finds out he was behind the murder of Mason Sparks and can he keep it out of confession...

With Romero's dirty little hand in everyone's cookie jar, you have to wonder... just who is running Scum City...find out this week on another exciting episode of Soap Scum Presents...SCUM CITY!