SOAPSCUM PRESENTS

Last week on Space Quest, the arrival of Admiral Zhukov/Suck-off and Mony, Buff's former stalker from Theapes created some interesting situations for the team.

The Admiral had come to tell the Professor that his relationship with Dot must end or his team would be disbanded. He offered Milk the chance to take the Professor's place, which Milk clearly found tempting….

Following an argument with Admiral Zhukov, Milk handed him a Cyber Fryjibulator and stormed off. The purpose of the mysterious item is not yet known. What did it do to the Admiral? Did it have to do with the long-lost Theapes Treasure Milk wants to locate from Dot's 6th vagina?

Spook wandered the archives, meeting a spirit guide who showed him a glimpse of his future, and "met" his wife, Genevieve, who granted him forgiveness for his terrible past.
He also realized he still loves Talya.

After having erased all of the pages, Milk finally returns Spook's diary. In a suspicious attempt to make nice, Milk then offered his own journal to Spook, although it was refused.

Buff discovered that the Theapes ape who had sent him the drum messages was Mony, his former stalker on Theapes whom he had imprisoned for her obsessive behaviour. Mony invited Buff to create a new Theapes with her and Jakes and Shawnd, apes so stupid Buff feels superior. He realized that despite Mony's craziness he must assist in rebuilding his race. Buff left the Space Quest team reluctantly, feeling torn.

Dot and Talya conspired to kill the Admiral, feeling it was their only chance to stop him.
Dot did research on the Admiral's family life, and realized that his partner Stewart was actually a Xerox copy machine. Spook had returned from the archives to help his BFF and succumbed to his desire for flesh finally, by eating Admiral Zhukov after Talya shot him.