Spook concluded that history's most virile men were Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and (to his surprise) Milk Starflinger, thus prompting Spook to find a way to grow facial hair to impress Talya. He began to fake razor nicks and wore aftershave.
In response to a distress beacon the team beams down to planet Thernopylae.
Dot gave Prof. Smith his Kwanzikamas present, sex.
It quickly became evident that a rare Dire Wraith had tricked the team into marooning themselves on the tropical world in order to devour their mental energy.
The Dire Wraith tricked Spook into eating psychedelic flowers and some grass, causing Spook to fall under the Wraith’s mind control and incidentally fornicate with Talya as well as Buff.
The Dire Wraith lured the team into his caves in order to isolate and over power them.
Buff located a remote control for the shuttle, which the team hoped would allow them to leave the hostile planet if they were able to escape the Dire Wraith’s caves.
In an attempt to escape the Dire Wraith’s caves Talya accidentally shot herself in the leg.
Under the Dire Wraith’s control, Spook bit Prof. Smith’s neck, causing him to exhibit signs of Zombification.
Spook, unable to wrest control of his mind from the psychedelic herbs, remained transfixed in a euphoric state, singing Bon Jovi to himself.
The team was able to band together and repel the Dire Wraith, who escaped, swearing revenge.
