Friday, March 27, 2009

Scum City Ep.19 - The Cheese Stands Alone!


R-I-P Clyde VanDyke

Scum City recently said farewell to one of it's finest bags of scum, and also said hello to a few new interesting characters...

The unnaturally tanned Craven Moorehead is the new strong arm in town having bullied, blasted, or banged all opposition. In a city without a mayor or police who can stop this malevolent mastermind?


Craven Moorehead and "The Frenchman"



Say hello to Clyde VanDyke's ex-wife Beverly Vandyke



The tallest bounty hunter ever to enter into Scum City.



Perhaps the Creepiest addition to the City... The Creepy Moorehead twins






R-I-P Chip Brickowski


Join us this Monday for the next exciting episode of Soap Scum Presents...Scum City.
Same scummy time...same scummy station.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Scum City Ep.18 - The New Face of Scum City




Romeo Romero
was last to be spotted with The MacDonald's Priest, Newly elected Mayor Flinn Flanagan who's body was found in the Rouge river...so what has become of Romeo? And what of his beloved mother?

Mason Sparks is still Scum City's most deadly coma patient.

Detective Brickowski is at odds with his inner and apparently outer demons...after droping his new found love interest off at the docks, he continues the search for his son Chip.

Clyde VanDyke set out to put an end Saliva Horkin once and for all when a battle of his bowls took him out of play...lucky for him Saliva came to his aid and saved him from his own inner filth...she did however leave him one kidney short, but hey who's counting.

Childe Dupris never recovered from her fatal gunshot wounds she recived during the shoot out at the freshly stalked Katchup Wearhouse. She will be sadly missed...funeral to be held this Monday at the Macdonald's Cathedral...her Ninja sword of doom will be remembered fondly.

Polly Parker-Bowls is a busy, busy girl...not only is she dating pretty much every available man in Scum City...she is still finding time to burn and pilage...and black mail...and host sing song seasions in the butcher's meat wagon. Busy, busy, busy...

Saliva Horkin convinced her ancient Ugoslavacockian rituals can bring Mason back...she has been diligently smearing the poor coma patient with mounds of Klick. Mounds and mounds.


Join us once again for an exciting episode of Scum City.

SCUMMERS THERE IS NO SHOW MARCH 23RD.
WE HAVE DONATED OUR TIME SLOT TO A PRODUCTION OF
Peter Pan the stage play

Monday, March 23 2009, 7:00pm - 10:00pm
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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Scum City Ep.17 - Mayor or May Not


-R I P-

MASON SPARKS
YOU WILL BE MISSED

The brutal slaying of "Wonder Boy" Detective Mason Sparks has shocked the citizens of Scum City to the core of it's slimy underbelly. He was at one time the 'New hope' to clean up this retched hived of scum and villainy. Funeral service to be held this Monday the 2nd...punch and pie to be served.
Service provided by The Macdonald Cathedral.

Childe Dupris is in stable condition and is recovering from Gunshot wounds who knows when she will return to the streets.

Detective "Brick" Brickowski caught up in the heat of the Mayoral race has perhaps let his campaign manager go too far to gain the upper hand. He did promise to clean the city up Brick by Brick but by what means, what else does he have planned? The where abouts of his beloved son Chip still remain a mystery...an 18 year long mystery, without Mason to help him will it stay an unsolved mystery?

Clyde Van Dyke limps away from a crushing mayoral debate against a sober Frank Brickowski, when Van Dyke's lust for blood is made perfectly clear to the people of Scum City, but will it actually lose him any votes?

Polly Parker-Bowls seems to have chosen her side...beside Father Flynn Flanagin where ever he stands it seems she will fallow. Is there more to their relationship than meets the eye or will it go up in flames like all the other men in Polly's life.

Saliva Horkin has done what she came to do...make Clydes Vandyke's life miserable. Will she stick to "The Brick" now or will she wash her hands of the whole mayoral thing. In honor of her beloved Mason Sparks Horkin's Meats is having a 50% off sale on all Klik products!!

Romeo Romero is he really true to Vandyke's campaign or does he have something else on his agenda? He has been a busy boy lately...so much crime so little time. What will his deceased mother think when she finds out he was behind the murder of Mason Sparks and can he keep it out of confession...

With Romero's dirty little hand in everyone's cookie jar, you have to wonder... just who is running Scum City...find out this week on another exciting episode of Soap Scum Presents...SCUM CITY!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Scum City Ep.16 - The Passion of the Heist

Saliva Horkin and Romeo Romero



Clyde VanDyke reaches out to the church for help with his campaign as the Mayoral race heats up. He has recruited Father Flynn Flanagin of The MacDonald Cathedral to speak at his next public appearance.

Detective Brickowski after intense campaign meetings, mistakingly arranged as Champagne meetings by Saliva, The Brick has finally found his campaign slogan "Vote Brickowski he'll give you a deal". Still no sign of young Chip Brickowski.

Romeo Romero admitted to his mother that he ditched the body of Mayor 'Sugar Tits' Magee. He also tried to hustle a priest at the Scum City train station. and slept with three hookers...

Officer Childe Dupris returned from academy training with her act cleaned up and ready to turn on the heat.

Officer Mason Sparks has become a loose canon... Does he still have what it takes to be a golden boy cop or has Scum City finally gotten under his skin for good.

Saliva Horkin is enjoying her new position as Detective Brickowski's Champagne Manager.



What is going down in the drudge they call Scum City. And who will be left holding the city in the palm of their hand when the smoke clears!?
Join us again for another exciting episode of SOAP SCUM PRESENTS ' SCUM CITY '...
Featuring special guest Todd Royle