Friday, March 21, 2008




-Spook awoke from a terrifying dream, in which he had caused untold pain to his friends.
- Talya returned from her vacation and gifted Milk a box of tiny creatures known as Glerk's. -Talya announced news of her pregnancy to Prof. Smith and Dot, confiding in the Professor her fear that spook may be the baby’s father.
-Milk gifted to Spook his female Glerk who spook took as a pet to live with him on the meteoroids barren surface and named Cinderella.
-Dot accepted Prof. Smith’s proposal of marriage, and they decided to organise an engagement party.
- After an irritating allergic reaction to the creatures, Milk was informed that his symptoms were caused by the spermal residue left by the creatures as they attempted to procreate.
- After accepting Dot's apology for treating him poorly, Milk helped with her plan for the St. Patrick's day/engagement party.
-As the Glerk's numbers multiplied, taking over the meteoroid, Milk and the professor scrambled to figure out what to do.
-At wit’s end Prof. Smith suggested they may be forced to destroy the meteoroid if all the Glerks could not be contained...but not before they partied!
-At the engagement/St. Patrick’s day/welcome home Spook party Talya stormed off in an hormonal huff to the third levels during a rousing game of shoot the tail on the zombie.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Space Quest




-Prof. Smith left on a sabbatical leaving Talya Kidstix in charge in his absence.

-After the Bananaaa was eaten Dot began experiencing old memories of her new body, and thoughts that belonged to the long dead Camilla Smith.

-Talya and Milk butted heads Milk made it very clear that he intended to keep control of the team, and that it was not wise to cross him. Talya assigned him to crapper clean-up doodie...I mean duty.

-Talya’s friend Krix arrived with a delivery of the highly narcotic Twix Juice, and the two caught up on old times.

-Suspicious of Talya's flip-flop on her position to usurp the professor's command, and with the arrival of her pal Krix, Milk gave Buff a secret mission to spy on Talya.

-While Testing out her body, Dot experienced, smelling like a hobo, pain, and getting completely hammered, causing Camilla's thoughts bled out and became Dot's words.

-Krix encountered Spook and revealed that he once loyally served as a Colonel under General Spookingdorf, before his zombification.

-Spook, under ZobiTron’s control, took advantage of Krix in an attempt to capture and destroy the Space Quest team.

-While cleaning the crapper, Krix attacked and tied up Milk. With the help of Talya Milk managed to escape, only to be assaulted by Spook under Zombietron’s mind control.

-Talya convinced Krix that the Spookingdorf he had known was no more and she enlisted his and Buff’s help in an attempt to destroy the zombie menace once and for all.

-Having defeated the Zombie hordes on the lower levels, the crew encounterd Spook, who proved to be too powerful, resisting their attacks and biting off Krix’s ear.

-Camilla used Dot, to re-enact a bargain she had made with ZombiTron, centuries ago, but being double crossed, Camilla foiled ZombiTron by having him removed from Spook's body.

-Camilla took ZombiTron on herself, and to keep it from coming back, she had Talya execute her, and ZombiTron.....forever?!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

When the Cat's Away...


Will Buff's Wee Willy Winky return to active duty? Will Talya and Milk succeed in ousting Prof. Smith?

Spook made headway in his struggle to maintain control of ZombTron, which has taken over his body from within.

Prof. Smith slipped deeper into a confused stupor after his encounter with the ‘huge zombie cock’ of episode 17.

Dot’s surgery was successful, transforming her into a real human woman, which incidentally could be reversed and re-reversed at any time.

The Theapen Crystal of Life was successfully removed from the robot Dot and could be used for any number of plot devices, including but not limited to, resting Spook from the will of ZombiTron, and regrowing Buff’s custard launcher.

Talya gave the new Dot a wicked makeover!

Spook, vowing to see Milk removed from his position as field supervisor, and circulated a petition among the team.

Dot confessed to Prof. Smith, that he was the soul-mate she had been smelling in her dreams, (or some cheesy crap like that).

Talya concluded that the now befuddled Prof. Smith is not the man to lead the team. Milk agreed to help her take down Smith, and in exchange, Talya would remove her name from the petition.

Talya also enlists Buff to spy on Milk, offering to regrow his cock n’balls as leverage.

Milk urged Prof. Smith to disregard the petition, but Smith insisted upon following procedure and submitting the petition to Admiral Farnell for approval.

Talya contacted Admiral Farnell to ask permission to execute order 17 and gets the go ahead, but fails to get another weekend with the Admiral.

Milk encounter the newly human Dot, and seized the opportunity to leave Dot with a human experience she wouldn't forget, engaging her in a fierce fornication.

The team agreed (for once) that Buff’s manhood was more important than Spook’s life, and encouraged Buff to consume the Theapian Crystal in the hopes it would regrow his tube steak and dumplings without the need for routine day surgery.

Friday, February 15, 2008

A Moth to the Light




As grave peril strikes the team will Talya be able to maintain order or will Milk seize control?

Will Spook succumb to the will of ZombiTron? Can Buff live without his love muscle? Will Dot really be human?!

Milk continued to enjoy toying with the dynamics of the team, likening his control over them to that of a puppet master.

Prof. Smith and Dot reconcile their relationship, and prepare for Dot’s transformation into a human.

Buff's most valued appendage was still suffering from E.D. due to his extended Zombie infection. Talya offered to FIX Buff and grow him a new member for HIS team in the labs.

Milk's suspicions of Spook were confirmed when the zombie admitted to him that he has been in league with ZombiTron. Milk told the professor that Spook was now inhabited by ZombiTron, and must be destroyed.

Talya and Dot delved into Milks past only to find that Milk has erased bits and pieces of his records, for what evil purpose is unknown.

Buff allowed Spook to inject his love muscle with his zombie blood, inorder to induce a state of rigger mortis.

In an effort to preserve Spook’s life, Prof. Smith confronted his ill fated friend, and was subsequently assaulted by Spook in what ZombiTron referred to as “Order 69”.

Talya also question Spook with the use of her side arm(her gun, not really her arm) shooting Spook in every part possible except his head, as per her orders.

Dot discovers Prof. Smith in an incoherent state of post traumatic shock, due to his graphic sexual assault.

Talya and Milk realized that the ZombiTron infection must be eliminated immediately. Talya severed Buff's genitals, and blasted them into oblivion, while Milk grabbed Spook and sliced his throat, (but did not decapitate him), and left him bleeding out on the floor.

Dot, realised her only hope of saving her BFFL was the Theape Crystal of Life lodged in her central core. She rushed off to surgery to remove the Crystal and transfer her consciousness to the already prepared human body.

All these questions and more, on the next... SPACE QUEST!