Taming of the Shrewd

Last week on SoapScum Presents:

Dot - Sex Bot by name only since resigning from the team, finally has it out with The Professor one last time. Will Sex Bot Dot ever get her man? He did make her a nice job offer.

Buff - Off to pick up Milks mommy, show off his new Flin Flon Dong to the universe, and help Capt. Yan Soso find his beloved Raisen RedDwarf. When will they return...

Milk StarFlinger - Even the genius mind of Milk is stressed to it's limits with the upcoming Space court Cases of which he is representing both sides.As well as the burden of potential fatherhood...what else could possibly go...Oh wait did we mention Milks Mother is coming to Space Quest headquarters!

Talya - Still trying to figure out what is in her...she may have come to terms with the fact that she will be a mother of...something.

Prof. George - tries to win the heart of his beloved Sex Bot back by offering her a job aboard the meteoroid. Such a romantic...or so he thinks. With his mind on his Dot has he forgotten how to run the Team?

Spook - After being ditched by Raisen RedDwarf, Spook took up with a Vegas Zombie. Marring her and bringing his bride back to meet the team. He has already Filed for divorce using Milk once again as his legal representation. But is his Zombie bride even... a real Zombie or was she just using the gullible Spook to finish out some diabolical mission for the Black Hand!!!

What horrors await our Space Quest team?

At Daze End

Darcy Johnston as Capt. Yan SoSo
Rachel Wall as Raisen RedDwarf

To all scummers we had an article in the Uniter this week
Do Check it out.

http://uniter.ca/view.php?aid=40427

A Quick update to qunch your Scummy thirst...
Buff is back in body part action...

Dot is retiring her Sex Bot ways...

Milk StarFlinger...still Retired Evil Genius?...maybe...

Spook has lost his way... Zombie ways, including his razor sharp teeth...

Talya still moody, still pregnant...

Professor is choosing to ignore everything in hopes that it will all just go away...

With the team realing in unrequited romance, will they be preared for the coming threat!?

Join us again at The Park Theatre to rot your brains with some Improvised Soap Opera...The SoapScum way!!!

-Spook awoke from a terrifying dream, in which he had caused untold pain to his friends.
- Talya returned from her vacation and gifted Milk a box of tiny creatures known as Glerk's. -Talya announced news of her pregnancy to Prof. Smith and Dot, confiding in the Professor her fear that spook may be the baby’s father.
-Milk gifted to Spook his female Glerk who spook took as a pet to live with him on the meteoroids barren surface and named Cinderella.
-Dot accepted Prof. Smith’s proposal of marriage, and they decided to organise an engagement party.
- After an irritating allergic reaction to the creatures, Milk was informed that his symptoms were caused by the spermal residue left by the creatures as they attempted to procreate.
- After accepting Dot's apology for treating him poorly, Milk helped with her plan for the St. Patrick's day/engagement party.
-As the Glerk's numbers multiplied, taking over the meteoroid, Milk and the professor scrambled to figure out what to do.
-At wit’s end Prof. Smith suggested they may be forced to destroy the meteoroid if all the Glerks could not be contained...but not before they partied!
-At the engagement/St. Patrick’s day/welcome home Spook party Talya stormed off in an hormonal huff to the third levels during a rousing game of shoot the tail on the zombie.

Space Quest

-Prof. Smith left on a sabbatical leaving Talya Kidstix in charge in his absence.

-After the Bananaaa was eaten Dot began experiencing old memories of her new body, and thoughts that belonged to the long dead Camilla Smith.

-Talya and Milk butted heads Milk made it very clear that he intended to keep control of the team, and that it was not wise to cross him. Talya assigned him to crapper clean-up doodie...I mean duty.

-Talya’s friend Krix arrived with a delivery of the highly narcotic Twix Juice, and the two caught up on old times.

-Suspicious of Talya's flip-flop on her position to usurp the professor's command, and with the arrival of her pal Krix, Milk gave Buff a secret mission to spy on Talya.

-While Testing out her body, Dot experienced, smelling like a hobo, pain, and getting completely hammered, causing Camilla's thoughts bled out and became Dot's words.

-Krix encountered Spook and revealed that he once loyally served as a Colonel under General Spookingdorf, before his zombification.

-Spook, under ZobiTron’s control, took advantage of Krix in an attempt to capture and destroy the Space Quest team.

-While cleaning the crapper, Krix attacked and tied up Milk. With the help of Talya Milk managed to escape, only to be assaulted by Spook under Zombietron’s mind control.

-Talya convinced Krix that the Spookingdorf he had known was no more and she enlisted his and Buff’s help in an attempt to destroy the zombie menace once and for all.

-Having defeated the Zombie hordes on the lower levels, the crew encounterd Spook, who proved to be too powerful, resisting their attacks and biting off Krix’s ear.

-Camilla used Dot, to re-enact a bargain she had made with ZombiTron, centuries ago, but being double crossed, Camilla foiled ZombiTron by having him removed from Spook's body.

-Camilla took ZombiTron on herself, and to keep it from coming back, she had Talya execute her, and ZombiTron.....forever?!